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Oddjob
Joined: Jul 14, 2001

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So, as you may or may not know, Pele is involved with me, Oddjob.
WEEELLLL we're actually now currently engaged as of...today.

I dropped to my knees at the airport today when picking her up from her flight and out and out proposed to her, she said yes and we're all lovey dovey now!

YES this is real, YES we are in love, NO i don't validate parking.

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Jun 27, 2002: 00:03
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Shambler
Joined: Jul 09, 2000

Laying Down The Law, In the SA-Mart!

congrats.

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Twon
Joined: Jan 30, 2002


Knight of Mars Beater of Ass

Congratulations!

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Jun 27, 2002: 00:04
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shadowwolf
Joined: Nov 17, 2000

I like being a dick to people who need help (I rape babies, too).

congrats! here's wishing you many HAPPY (not long) years together

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Jun 27, 2002: 00:05
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Aussie_Jim
Joined: Nov 16, 2002

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Congratulations! I wish i had marriage to a girl i love on the horizon rather than a court case with a girl i hate

Jun 27, 2002: 00:06
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Richard D James
Joined: Nov 21, 2000


Pele is king of the soccer field

Jun 27, 2002: 00:07
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rawr
Joined: May 19, 2001

Doo doo doo doo doo, that's the audio daily double.

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahha
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa

Jun 27, 2002: 00:07
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SplitSoul
Joined: Dec 31, 2000



Congratulations! One of my friends since childhood came back from Australia a few days ago, wearing a silver ring on his finger. In this ring the name "Jenny" had been in ingraved. He was mightily happy. The only problem I see now is the fact that she lives in South Korea, and he lives in Denmark.

LOL OMG ENGAGEMENTS ALL OVER IT'S ALL GOING NUTS LOL

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Alexandr
Joined: Jan 26, 2001


Now that is a great thing to hear.

Jun 27, 2002: 00:07
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EDGECRUSHER
Joined: Feb 28, 2001

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So when does the hot sport action commence?

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Jun 27, 2002: 00:08
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UvulaBob
Joined: Nov 15, 2000

I'm going to buy Lowtax's car, goddammit!

quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahaha etc...


Im going to have to concur with that one, Charlie. Are you aware of her history on these forums, including "Forum Booty Call" and "Goonmeet Boob-a-thon"?

Jun 27, 2002: 00:09
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Komrade Hitlerstalin
Joined: Feb 11, 2002


Komrade Hitlerstalin salutes you!

quote:
SplitSoul came out of the closet to say:
LOL OMG ENGAGEMENTS ALL OVER IT'S ALL GOING NUTS LOL
Grrr. My brothers are both getting married this summer. My younger brothers. Half a dozen other friends have already/will be this year as well. ALL YOUNGER.

Congratulations, but I'm gonna go cry and download more Doctor Who episodes now.

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Jun 27, 2002: 00:11
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elpintogrande
Joined: Sep 03, 2000


If you're a normal person...I'm so sorry.

If, on the other hand, you look like a humanoid rat then CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY!

Jun 27, 2002: 00:11
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Oddjob
Joined: Jul 14, 2001

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Pele as in the poster here, not the famous football player. I broke it off with him after his performance problems got in the way of a good relationship.

AusGooncon's gonna be very very much more fun now!

Jun 27, 2002: 00:11
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Pie
Joined: Jun 20, 2001


That's great, now where's the free beer?

Jun 27, 2002: 00:12
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typedef
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Jun 27, 2002: 00:12
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elpintogrande
Joined: Sep 03, 2000


YEAH MAN! RIGHT ON!

GANGBANG AT GOONCON!

Jun 27, 2002: 00:12
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Richard D James
Joined: Nov 21, 2000


I really don't know if you've thought this through all the way, son.

Jun 27, 2002: 00:13
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rawr
Joined: May 19, 2001

Doo doo doo doo doo, that's the audio daily double.

quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha
hhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa

Jun 27, 2002: 00:13
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elpintogrande
Joined: Sep 03, 2000


quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha
hhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa

Jun 27, 2002: 00:14
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formicae
Joined: Jun 09, 2001


...CHICKEN BUTT!

Jun 27, 2002: 00:14
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crispin
Joined: Jan 27, 2002


well this goes on my list of threads I never thought I would see.....ever. I'm still not convinced of its veracity.

*looks left then right in a shady manner*

[whisper]shenanigans[/whisper]

Jun 27, 2002: 00:14
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elpintogrande
Joined: Sep 03, 2000


quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha
hhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa



This also needs to be on page two.

Jun 27, 2002: 00:15
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100 Proof
Joined: Mar 11, 2002


If you're serious, maybe you can give a certain someone a call (some insane lady, I dunno), buy some Heineken and you can have a HOT HOT* THREESOME!























* OH GOD NO RUN AWAY NOW

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Jun 27, 2002: 00:16
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rawr
Joined: May 19, 2001

Doo doo doo doo doo, that's the audio daily double.

quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahha
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa



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elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:


This also needs to be on page two.



I agree.

Jun 27, 2002: 00:17
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the answer is 7
Joined: Apr 15, 2001


Awwwwww congratulations!

Jun 27, 2002: 00:17
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epsilon
Joined: Oct 30, 2001

what goes here

GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!(?)

Jun 27, 2002: 00:17
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egg
Joined: Dec 01, 2000

I am Hobophobic. Whenever I see a hobo on the street, I run away screaming.

Congrats man.... I hope it works out.... but have you thought about this? REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS???

Jun 27, 2002: 00:18
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fez2
Joined: Jan 24, 2002

shezbot

quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahha
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa

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b33fyr33t
Joined: Nov 30, 2000


I'm different.

Maybe he means a different "Pele"? Like with a cyrillic "P" or something?

Jun 27, 2002: 00:19
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elpintogrande
Joined: Sep 03, 2000


quote:
b33fyr33t came out of the closet to say:
Maybe he means a different "Pele"? Like with a cyrillic "P" or something?


Oh god if wishes were fishes.

Jun 27, 2002: 00:19
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pork
Joined: Jun 04, 2001


Nature's Ninja

quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha
hhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa



Jun 27, 2002: 00:20
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DocEvil
Joined: Jun 19, 2001



Is it bad if I don't know who Pele is?

Jun 27, 2002: 00:20
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Dren
Joined: Jan 05, 2001


quote:
rawr came out of the closet to say:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha
hhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa

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TacoLobster
Joined: Apr 10, 2002


That's MAN-TASTIC! (insert random image macro here)

Jun 27, 2002: 00:21
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b33fyr33t
Joined: Nov 30, 2000


I'm different.

quote:
DocEvil came out of the closet to say:
Is it bad if I don't know who Pele is?
Define "bad".

Jun 27, 2002: 00:21
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Oddjob
Joined: Jul 14, 2001

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Thanks for all the congrats!

Jun 27, 2002: 00:22
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Navaash
Joined: Aug 15, 2001


VR Jockey

quote:
DocEvil came out of the closet to say:
Is it bad if I don't know who Pele is?
No. Not at all.

Here's my contribution to the thread:

Navaash fucked around with this message at May 26, 2003 around 05:12

Jun 27, 2002: 00:22
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rawr
Joined: May 19, 2001

Doo doo doo doo doo, that's the audio daily double.

LINK TO BOOTY CALL THREAD ASAP PLZ TKS NOW

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